An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Dear Mr. Mathers,
You are a person named after a semi-aquatic rodent. I am a doggy named after a carnivorous mammal in the genus Mustela. Can we be "animal named after another animal" buddies?
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - At least, I hope you were named after a semi-aquatic rodent.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, "animal named after another animal" buddy.
Dear Ms. Winfrey,
Do you have siblings named Ohcuorg and Ocihc?
Just wondering,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - What about Oppez?
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. You can even sign it backwards if you wanna.
Dear Mr. Geller,
I hear you can bend spoons with your mind. I don't get it. Who wants bent spoons?
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, and try not to bend it.
Dear Mr. Bartman,
At least they can't blame you for this one.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I don't blame you for the last one either.
P.P.S. - I'd send you my picture if you weren't still in hiding.
Dear M,
I want to be a naught-naught spy, but I only have one kill. Please give me an assignment.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I'd make a good spy, because who would suspect a little doggy?
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture, if it's not top secret.
The Reply:
To Weasel,
Judi Dench
A Note From Weasel Regarding the Reply:Dame Judi,
Thank you for the photo, but I'd still like that super secret assignment.
--Weasel
No letters today... It's my birthday!
If you feel like getting me a present, I like gin. Please don't ask me my age. A lady never tells.
I have to go now, because Piggy is eying my gin.
Bad Piggy! That's my gin!
Dear Mr. Letterman,
I am a smart pet, and I don't do any tricks. Phooey on you and your televised sideshow.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I like "Stupid Human Tricks."
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture or double phooey on you.
