An Explanation:
Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Dear Ms. Poppins,
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, but what if that medicine is insulin? I bet ya didn't think of that, Miss Practically Perfect.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - Nannying is great and all; but maybe you should focus your magical powers on the financial crisis or the turmoil in the Middle East.
P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. As you can see, I'm also practically perfect in every way.
The Reply:
Sincerely,
Julie Andrews
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:
Thank you for the lovely picture, Ms. Andrews. You are practically perfect in every way.
Dear Mr. Lewis,
I think your pantomime scenes are brilliant. You should shut up more often.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - I meant that as a compliment, but I'm not sure it came out right. I really think your idiocy is unsurpassed.
P.P.S. - I don't think that came out right either. Oh well. I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture.
The Reply:
To Weasel--
from Paulie--
(& his Dad, Jerry Lewis)
'09
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:
Hey Paaaaauuuullliiieee! Did I sound like your daddy?
Thank you for the great picture, and please thank your daddy as well.
Dear Ms. Duke,
Does a hot dog still make you lose control? That sounds kinda dirty.
Your friend,
Weasel McPuppy
P.S. - French fries make me lose control.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture... and maybe one of your identical cousin.
