Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Today I received a reply from Mr. Hugh Hefner. He sure has some snazzy jammies.
To read my letter to Mr. Hefner and to see his reply, click here-->Link
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 8:43 AM
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Today I received a reply from radio talk show host and all-around funny gal Stephanie Miller!
To read my letter to Stephanie and to see her response, click here-->Link
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:30 PM
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Dear Mr. Hefner,
You should find a nice girl your own age and settle down. I hear Betty White is available.
P.S. - I also like to chase bunnies.
P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. My photo is for your eyes only. I better not see it printed in your magazine.
Due to a heavy workload.[sic] Hugh Hefner is unable to personally sign any autographs at this time. The enclosed photograph has a pre-printed signature.
Office of Hugh M. Hefner
Please call 1-800-423-9494 for a catalog of Playboy products or back issues. Or visit out [sic] website at www.Playboy.com
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:
Thanks for the picture of the old man in his jammies. I hope part of Mr. Hefner's workload consists of hiring new office staff that are more adept at proofreading.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:27 PM