Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Dear Mr. Neuman,
You don't appear to have aged a day since 1956. What is the secret of your youthful appearance? Do you bathe in the blood of virgins; or do you have a painting locked in a room that is aging in your place?
P.S. - How many more must suffer due to your incessant lust for youth and fame?
P.P.S. - I am adorable without having struck an unholy bargain with the forces of darkness. I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Why are you always making jokes about beavers? I don't get it. I can't think of anything less funny than a beaver. I've tried foolin' around with some, and believe me, beavers are all business. Have you ever managed to amuse a beaver?
P.S. - While I don't think beavers are very funny, I have to admit that some of them smell kinda funny. Ha, ha.
P.P.S. - You are more delightful than any beaver I've ever encountered. Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture.
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:
Tic Tac Toe! I win!
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:32 PM
Monday, June 8, 2009
Dear Mr. McHale,
I'm glad you changed the name of your show from Talk Soup to The Soup, 'cause I'm pretty sure that talk soup would taste like spittle. What does your soup taste like?
P.S. - If you made your soup out of peanut butter, bananas, and French fries, you would make this doggy very happy.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture and maybe some peanut butter, banana, and French fry soup.