Weasel McPuppy is a real dog, and the posts below are real letters sent from her to celebrities via snail mail. A self-addressed stamped envelope was included with each letter to encourage a reply. If and when Weasel receives a response, the post will be updated with the full correspondence.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Dear Ms. Gayle,
I hear that your hair reaches all the way to the floor. What do you do with it when you go to the bathroom?
P.S. - Do you throw it over your face like Cousin It?
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. Be sure to move your hair so I can see if your brown eyes are blue.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:28 PM
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Dear Mr. Belushi,
I hear that According to Jim has been picked up for an eighth season. Tell me the truth; did you make a deal with the devil?
P.S. - In the world "according to Weasel," your show has been canceled, and Arrested Development is the most popular show on television.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my picture. Please send me your picture. Another season? Really?
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 9:27 PM
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Today I received a reply from a spokesperson for the Hamburglar. The Hamburglar has a spokesperson?
To read my letter to the Hamburglar and to read the reply, click here-->Link
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:21 PM
Monday, May 5, 2008
Today Mr. Dom DeLuise sent me a beautiful autographed photo. He truly is Dominick the Great.
To read my letter to Mr. DeLuise and to see his reply, click here-->Link
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 2:56 PM
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Dear Dr. Phil,
You say some pretty dumb things. Do you really have a doctorate, or are you like Dr. J?
P.S. - Do you have a ruthless dunk?
P.P.S. - Please send me your picture. I've enclosed my picture. I have a little bit of a mustache too.
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 7:52 AM
Friday, May 2, 2008
Robble-robble. Robble, robble robble robble robble robble robble... robble. Robble-robble-robble. Robble.
Your robble-robble friend,
P.S. - Robble-robble. Robble robble reward-robble. Robble-lam.
P.P.S. - I've enclosed my robble-robble picture. Robble-please send me your robble-picture, robble.
Dear Weasel McPuppy,
Thank you so much for sending us a picture of you. The smile on your McPuppy face made us smile too! Unfortunately, we have been trying to track down photos of the Hamburglar for a while, with no luck. It seems the rascal has burgled his photos as well as McDonald's hamburgers. The Hamburglar is having fun romping around McDonaldland. Hopefully, someday soon when he isn't so camera-shy, we can snap a quick photo before he makes a get-away. But as you may know Weasel McPuppy, that Hamburglar is a quick one! Again, thank you for contacting us and we hope you have a robble-robble wonderful summer!
Customer Satisfaction Department
A Note From Weasel Regarding The Reply:
Thanks for taking the time to write to a little doggy. If you can't get a good photo of the Hamburglar, please send French fries!
Posted by Weasel McPuppy at 3:55 PM